Rick Santorum vs The Grand Ayatollah
“One is a religious fanatic railing against secularism, the role of women in the workplace, and the evils of higher education, as he seeks to impose his draconian moral values upon the state. The other is the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.”
How The GOP Works:
Republican: I don't believe in abortion.
Democrat: Then don't get one.
GOP: No, not good enough. No one can have one. Ever. For any reason.
Republican: I don't believe in birth control.
Democrat: You don't have to use it.
GOP: Not good enough -I have 'moral' objections. No one can use it. Ever. For any reason.
Republican: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Democrat: Don't marry the same sex then.
GOP: No, I won't be happy until no one can marry the same sex. Ever.
Republican: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Democrat: Take them to church.
GOP: No, not good enough. I don't want any kids to learn anything except creationism. Ever.
